My Bad, Part 1

OK I apologize for the previous post.

I didn't watch every fucking second of the Today Show this morning, because at some point I had to take a shower (etc.) and get dressed, but at no time did I see anything about the guy they pulled out of the Los Angeles River the other day. Everything seemed to be preempted by the Brad and Jennifer breakup. There were at least three segments, maybe more, devoted to this. What's the deal? He's prettier than she is, but he can't act. Oh, wait: Her name is Jennifer, so she's probably been drafted to be Affleck's next squeeze. Good luck to all three of them.