Jackson 5 Sing Along With Me, Say "Doo De Wop"
So far, no one has noticed my maintenance work in the bathrooms at my office. I thought I was going to be in trouble for fixing the towel and toilet paper dispensers, but my meeting with The Boss turned out to be work-related (who could have guessed?). To wit, I now have approximately twice as much responsibility, spread across two locations, and no more money than ever.
As Emma Goldman has told me, I am exploited. But I'm voting Republican anyway, because I know I'm on my way to the top!
As always, my heart sways in the gentle breeze of your sweet, sweet gaze.