Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Jackson 5 Sing Along With Me, Say "Doo De Wop"

A quick update, so no one has to worry about me.

So far, no one has noticed my maintenance work in the bathrooms at my office. I thought I was going to be in trouble for fixing the towel and toilet paper dispensers, but my meeting with The Boss turned out to be work-related (who could have guessed?). To wit, I now have approximately twice as much responsibility, spread across two locations, and no more money than ever.

As Emma Goldman has told me, I am exploited. But I'm voting Republican anyway, because I know I'm on my way to the top!

As always, my heart sways in the gentle breeze of your sweet, sweet gaze.


Blogger tacit1 said...

Little do they know how pro-active you are huh? You've already taken on more responsibility w/o extra pay! That "voting republican" stuff is not EVEN funny! Don't even play like that!(-;

Tue Aug 09, 06:16:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Ron Southern said...

That new profile photo of you is freaky. I'll be looking forward to its demise. Guess you're having fun.

Tue Aug 09, 06:43:00 PM 2005  
Blogger theresa said...

Have you been sniffing Draino?

Tue Aug 09, 08:13:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Digitalicat said...

I think I'd forgive you for voting republican. I might beat you, but I'd forgive you eventually.

Emma Goldman blogs? Who knew? I would have thought she'd devote her time to overthrowing Google.

Tue Aug 09, 10:22:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Larry Jones said...

T1 - Good spin, but I didn't "take it on": It was dumped on me.

Ron - You resent me having fun? I'm keeping that picture forever.

Theresa - Drano, baby. The champagne of toxic inhalants.

D'Cat - Emma Goldman: Not just an anarchist anymore. Now she makes puff pastry, too. A good read, but better if you argue with her.

Wed Aug 10, 12:18:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Brent said...

So when are you going to post a story about going totally postal and subsequently beating your boss about the head,face,and neck with a tire iron?

If you are considering going Repub, it can't be too far off.

Wed Aug 10, 11:15:00 AM 2005  
Blogger Steph said...

Brent, true dat, lol. Doing extra work unbidden and voting Repub? The end is near for Larry.

Wed Aug 10, 01:15:00 PM 2005  
Blogger Larry Jones said...

Brent - Tire irons? That's dangerous, man. The local police here use telephone books. You can knock someone's brain loose without leaving those nasty marks.

Steph - When I am a rich Republican living in Orange County, we'll see who's laughing then.

Thu Aug 11, 02:49:00 PM 2005  
Blogger L said...

keep up the subversive activities, sir.

Thu Aug 11, 09:19:00 PM 2005  

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