Snubbed on Oscar Night
My mojo has no effect.
I didn't really expect Gwyneth to invite me to escort her to this year's Academy Awards show, although I did dust off the tux. Imagine how the paparazzi would have reacted. But she could have called, if only to say Hey, I'm in town, just wanted to say hi, let's get together some time. I mean, what would that have cost her? Am I asking too much, people?
You have my number, babe.
I didn't really expect Gwyneth to invite me to escort her to this year's Academy Awards show, although I did dust off the tux. Imagine how the paparazzi would have reacted. But she could have called, if only to say Hey, I'm in town, just wanted to say hi, let's get together some time. I mean, what would that have cost her? Am I asking too much, people?
You have my number, babe.
posted by Larry Jones at 10:18 PM
12 Comments:
And you two would make such a lovely couple. What is she thinking?
MPH - I'll have to check the archives, but this might be the first time you stopped just because there was nothing left to say.
Melissa - I only want her because I think she'd be easier to get than you.
You do know that if you want some Gwyneth, you will have to take out that dude from Coldplay.
clearly i'm in the minority, but i can hardly stand to look at her. there's something that just make me...yuck.
clearly i'm in the minority, but i can hardly stand to look at her. there's something that just make me...yuck.
clearly i'm in the minority, but i can hardly stand to look at her. there's something that just make me...yuck.
Brent - I can deal.
jericmiller - Wow, you must feel very strongly about it. Is this like, Blogger throw-up?
Awwwwww, Larry....
Wait a second...didn't I see you there with Salma...AND Penelope? Hmm....
Thank God she was wearing something flattering this time. I'll never forget that goth milkmaid outfit she had on a couple of years ago.
Awwwwww, Melissa.
GFI - Don't I wish...
Steph - I admit I like a more traditional grown-up look, but hey, nothing ventured, nothing gained, eh? Don't you have a Dream Boy who can do no wrong?
my thoughts are with you in your time of mojo-less sadness
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